Absolutely, Positively Mad

I've been waiting for a package to arrive at my house since Thursday - FedEx is the carrier. While I'm sure that FedEx has some measure of 'method to their madness', the online tracking tells a very comical story. Here are the travels of my goods... so far.

Fort Worth to Dallas
Dallas to Fort Worth
Fort Worth to Dallas
I live in Euless

The most direct route between Dallas and Fort Worth runs right through Euless. FedEx has 27 hours to meet the delivery deadline and I'm wondering how many times my package will pass by before .